Knock-Knock Jokes
Phrases in green, like this, are spoken by the knocker.
Phrases in yellow, like this, are spoken by the other person.
Phrases in red, like this, are notes for the joke.
Where there are three lines between each phrase, like the three following, the joke ends.
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke!
In this joke, you must choose a fruit to substitute for ^ means.
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
^.
^ who?
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
^.
^ who?
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
^.
^ who?
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
^.
Apple who?
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say ^?
Keep repeating the ^ verse until your target gets annoyed. Then say the orange verse.
When there is a Q: in front of a sentence, that is the question.
When there is an A: in front of a sentence, that is the answer.
Notes are red, like this.
When there are three lines between each sentence, like the following three, that is the end of the joke.
This joke is well-known and has many answers, but only 2 of them actually make sense.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
OR
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!
This joke has two punchlines, but you can separate them if you want.
Q: What did the snowball say to the frightened snowman?
A: Chill out, it's snow big deal!
This joke is funniest to mathematicians.
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 (ate) 9!
Story Jokes
So it doesn't make sense? Well, lucky for you, explanations are in red, like this.
Where there are three lines between each phrase, that's where the joke ends.
I was in my convertible, in the parking lot, when, all of a sudden, I heard a shriek from above. I stopped the car and looked up. There was this chick with a parachute fallin' out of the sky! I guess she had jumped out of the plane I saw in the background. So what was the problem if the chick had a parachute? Well, the parachute had gotten stuck! She was free fallin'! What a difference, huh? Normally, I'd call 911 ahead of time, since I'm bad at catching, but I caught the chick, whose back was to the ground. Why? Because she had been sticking out her leg.
Sometimes, hot chicks used to stick their legs into a street to catch male driver's attention. Usually, the suckers happily gave them a ride.
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